After revving the engine a few times, the car accelerated quickly down the road, boxes falling out of the makeshift wooden trailer it had in tow. It slowed as it got near me and the driver and passenger took a good look at me as they went by. I waved and gave my standard, “how goes it boys?”, to which the passenger, a large, farm-raised local chap with hands like catcher’s mitts, raised his tall-boy of Lager and gave a half smile. They drove to the end of the street made a u-turn and slowly crept back towards me. The driver stopped about 30 feet away and called with a thick-ish Serbian accent from the half opened window, “you making a picture? I’m not in the way am I?” He said this not in a sarcastic way like, “I’m hoping I am ruining whatever it is you’re doing jackass”, but with kindness and sincerity. I explained to him as briefly as I could my process and that I was just waiting. He called me over to his car and said “we are all artists, you should come up to the school and see our studio”, which initially I thought was a clear invitation to me being murdered.
The driver, who introduced himself as “Lucky” but was born as Zoran was a slender fellow with a wispy ponytail . He reiterated that I should come for a drink, meet Gordan, and see the place. Lloyd leaned forward and said, “yeah come up for a f^%king beer!” Thoughts of Carl Showalter and Gaear Grimsrud popped into my head (I want Pancakes House), but with two hours to sunset, no cell signal and nothing to do, I agreed. As Lucky and Lloyd drove back up the hill to the school I could hear Lucky say “Oh shit we lost a bunch of boxes!” Their laughing faded as they picked up what they lost and drove up the hill.
As I parked up next to the school, Lucky and Lloyd were waiting for me by the door. Lucky said come on in and Lloyd waited for me to pass and he followed closely behind. A classic pincher technique where I would be ambushed and in a fight for my life. However, as I walked into the school hallway I wasn’t met with Lloyd’s farmers hands grasping me by the neck, rather I was greeted with art. I mean lots of art. Paintings on every wall and stacked against the wall, carefully wrapped and protected. There were sculptures and makeshift bedrooms from classrooms and filing cabinets filled with paints. There were rooms with screen printing presses, inkjet printers, easels and blank canvases and a gymnasium with wood working tools, and of course, an area for curing meat, because why the hell not.